Life Lessons
1. Don't beat up old men.
2. You can't pick your parents.
3. Medical school is actually a pre-requisite for surgery.
4. Pants are not worth $54 million.
5. Apparently, you can eat too many hot dogs.
The vast majority of the things I do on a daily basis merely require opposable thumbs. But the sarcasm..... now THAT'S a gift!
1. Don't beat up old men.
2. You can't pick your parents.
3. Medical school is actually a pre-requisite for surgery.
4. Pants are not worth $54 million.
5. Apparently, you can eat too many hot dogs.
Posted by MonkeyGirl at 23:25
3 comments:
My Thoughts:
-Old men are often the scrappiest little buggers.
-Don't get sick or pregnant in India. In fact, don't even go to India.
-The judge needs to be disbarred. And also bitch slapped.
Some kids once made the mistake of trying to mug a local fencing coach. On a rainy day. One of them doesn't see so well any more.
I love India. It's beautiful, and they have the same ratio of sane persons as we do. There are plenty of idiots pretending to practice medicine in this country, too. But I do advise sticking to city hospitals and taking someone with you (most hospitals in India require family or friends to do things like bring you food and linens- the hospital staff are not there to be servants).
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