Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Green stuff

Green stuff should not come out of any of your bodily orifices.

Not your lungs, not your bowels, and not your vagina.

And if it is coming out of the latter, and it is the third time in the last year that you have been to my ER with this complaint, you need to be a little bit more careful who you're letting put what where.

Normal people go a lifetime without ever getting PID. If you've had it more than once, you've got problems.

17 comments:

Old NFO said...

Sounds like you need biohazard to deal with that one...

Nurse K said...

What's worse is when the boyfriend shows up with her and doesn't seem at all shocked by the whole situation.

Evil Lunch Lady said...

OH GEEZ!......

911DOC said...

there you go judging again and shit.

crankylitprof said...

Mmm. Guacamole twat. Sounds just lovely.

Little Miss Avocado Britches will probably be in my 9 AM Comp class, too.

ERP said...

Vagina + Green do not go together.

muffinrn said...

All I can say is EWWWWWWW! People can be so gross! I always think about these people with nasty hygiene and wonder who would want to do them, then their S.O. shows up and I think " oh, that explains everything"

thecatsmeow said...

Eww....that's just plain nasty! Crankylitprof had me just about ROTFL with her "guacamole" comment, however!

I actually had a day a week or two ago when it seemed like all I saw in the records were young girls with nasty STD type stuff. Almost makes me glad I didn't make it to med school...

Anthony said...

The first time I read your blog I came here from the Weird Nursing Tales blog, which I accessed via Xavier Thoughts. The first post I read was about the Frequent Flier post. I read your follow up comments to some people that criticized you, and because of those remarks, and some of your other posts, I will add you to the list of blogs I read regularly. This blog is great. My mom is an ER nurse, and I am about to embark on my trip into nursing school and it is blogs like this that show me what I should really look forward too.

Thanks for an awesome blog.

Anthony

Dragonfly said...

Ewww.

Kacey said...

Yep, EWWWW!

CountyRat said...

Muffinrn wrote: " I always think about these people with nasty hygiene and wonder who would want to do them, then their S.O. shows up and I think " oh, that explains everything"

Good observation, now add to this scenario the magic of frequent intoxication, and you have a match made in, well, somewhere, I guess.

mojitogirl said...

I presume she had a "chandelier sign" to go with the green goo?

kwitcherbitchen said...

i nominated you for best health blog, spread the word

one/angry/kid said...

thats wrong!

one/angry/kid

artillerywifecq said...

YUCK! Avocado britches, that just classic! I had a 15 year old with melted butter flowing from her nether-regions the other week, very nasty. Its really bad when other people's discharged remind you of food, its my diet plan, each new dx rules out a food for me.

Anonymous said...

oh yuk

and I thought the endless 'lost for weeks' tampons, assorted objects, and even a golf ball, were bad enough.

I used to feel sorry for the female GP I used to work with