Zombies
I had a very realistic dream about zombies invading my house last night.
You will be happy to know that I survived.
When I woke up, I realized that I didn't remember the combination to the ammo safe (guns with no ammo are useless against zombies). I asked MonkeyHusband to remind me what it is, and he was not nearly as amused as I was when I told him "in case the zombies attack."
*sigh*
Some people just don't appreciate good zombie preparedness.
10 comments:
Monkey,
I do. I'm Student RN Tiffany dad. There is a great book out on Zombies and preparedness called, the Zombie Survival guide, by Max Brooks.
Read it, learn it, live it.
Remember:
1) Zombies don't feel fear, so why should you
2)Machettes and blades don't need reloading
3) The best weapon is a crowbar, keep one near by
Oh, and Max's other book, World War Z is good reference on how we survived the last zombie infestation.
R
Because I know you'd appreciate it:
http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/
Your dream was cooler than mine; I only hunted dinosaurs.
Don't forget to shoot them in the head. If you shoot them anywere else, it just hurts their feelings.
Forget about the guns in the safe---they're useless. Concentrate on the shotgun under the mattress. Double-ought is very effective too.
I, too am concerned with zombie preparedness.
I have a bad-assed cricket bat, a la "Shaun of the Dead." Cranky Husband bought it for me. It even has "Zombie Basher" painted on it in red, drippy paint!
mg,
i know why you dreamed about zombies. the dead walk amongst us. yes, i am telling you the truth.
mg,
i know why you dreamed about zombies. the dead walk amongst us. yes, i am telling you the truth.
so many medfolks have zombie preparedness plans...coincidence? I submit not.
'In case of zombie uprising, kill this one first.'
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