Monday, September 1, 2008

Zombies

I had a very realistic dream about zombies invading my house last night.

You will be happy to know that I survived.

When I woke up, I realized that I didn't remember the combination to the ammo safe (guns with no ammo are useless against zombies). I asked MonkeyHusband to remind me what it is, and he was not nearly as amused as I was when I told him "in case the zombies attack."

*sigh*

Some people just don't appreciate good zombie preparedness.

10 comments:

Merlin said...

Monkey,

I do. I'm Student RN Tiffany dad. There is a great book out on Zombies and preparedness called, the Zombie Survival guide, by Max Brooks.

Read it, learn it, live it.

Remember:

1) Zombies don't feel fear, so why should you
2)Machettes and blades don't need reloading
3) The best weapon is a crowbar, keep one near by

Oh, and Max's other book, World War Z is good reference on how we survived the last zombie infestation.

R

parrotletzoo said...

Because I know you'd appreciate it:
http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/

Catherine said...

Your dream was cooler than mine; I only hunted dinosaurs.

RT Scribe said...

Don't forget to shoot them in the head. If you shoot them anywere else, it just hurts their feelings.

Crucis said...

Forget about the guns in the safe---they're useless. Concentrate on the shotgun under the mattress. Double-ought is very effective too.

CrankyProf said...

I, too am concerned with zombie preparedness.

I have a bad-assed cricket bat, a la "Shaun of the Dead." Cranky Husband bought it for me. It even has "Zombie Basher" painted on it in red, drippy paint!

911DOC said...

mg,
i know why you dreamed about zombies. the dead walk amongst us. yes, i am telling you the truth.

911DOC said...

mg,
i know why you dreamed about zombies. the dead walk amongst us. yes, i am telling you the truth.

JD said...

so many medfolks have zombie preparedness plans...coincidence? I submit not.

SarahRx said...

'In case of zombie uprising, kill this one first.'