Quotes of the night
Grand Prize:
Woman with the .395 BA, when asked, "How much have you had to drink tonight?": "Oh, about as much as any other regular
motherf%&#r, I suppose."
Honorable Mention:
Confused LOL, whenever her BP cuff inflated: "There goes my sister puttin' the voodoo on me and squeezing my arm. She always was jealous of me."
"Picture This" of the night:
Room 1- 500 lb Caucasian man with fever and SOB.
Room 2- 500 lb African American man with CP and SOB.
At the same time.
9 comments:
The voodoo quote is to funny!!!!
is there a translation page somewhere for non-ED people? BA blood alcohol LOL =little oldlady BP blood pressure.
But don't know SOB or CP
short of breath?
SOB = Short of Breath
CP = Chest Pain
Sorry. I forget there's normal people in the audience.
Oh, man. Note to self: Always, always pee BEFORE reading monkeygirl. Always.
Recently in a couple of our big cardiac rooms we installed what we affectionately call the "Shamu lift", a thing attached to the ceiling that can lift these 500+ pounders out of the EMS stretchers and whatnot. Of course, it's there on the ceiling and no one has been trained on it, so its' just a really expensive decoration at this point. We old, crotchety nurses can't lift 'em like 3 fire medic crews can.
Monkey girl..... I have yet to meet a normal person yet....in the audience or otherwise!
ebony, and ivory, live together in perfect harmony. side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why don't we??? i LOVE that song. timeless.
Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.
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