tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post1185960338962200199..comments2023-06-15T03:30:17.871-06:00Comments on Musings of a Highly Trained Monkey: Quotes of the nightMonkeyGirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05735317323208263354noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-67699487708386200992007-11-05T11:38:00.001-06:002007-11-05T11:38:00.001-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.RevMedichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06442475561088937326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-57553856977299398692007-11-05T11:38:00.000-06:002007-11-05T11:38:00.000-06:00Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.RevMedichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06442475561088937326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-64347760178409589912007-11-05T04:14:00.000-06:002007-11-05T04:14:00.000-06:00ebony, and ivory, live together in perfect harmony...ebony, and ivory, live together in perfect harmony. side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why don't we??? i LOVE that song. timeless.911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-51306940740823753602007-11-04T18:44:00.000-06:002007-11-04T18:44:00.000-06:00Monkey girl..... I have yet to meet a normal perso...Monkey girl..... I have yet to meet a normal person yet....in the audience or otherwise!My Own Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520236125332553784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-22041458965805851572007-11-04T17:51:00.000-06:002007-11-04T17:51:00.000-06:00Recently in a couple of our big cardiac rooms we i...Recently in a couple of our big cardiac rooms we installed what we affectionately call the "Shamu lift", a thing attached to the ceiling that can lift these 500+ pounders out of the EMS stretchers and whatnot. Of course, it's there on the ceiling and no one has been trained on it, so its' just a really expensive decoration at this point. We old, crotchety nurses can't lift 'em like 3 fire medic crews can.Nurse Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06408755992926959084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-7065632801924731142007-11-04T17:08:00.000-06:002007-11-04T17:08:00.000-06:00Oh, man. Note to self: Always, always pee BEFORE r...Oh, man. Note to self: Always, always pee BEFORE reading monkeygirl. Always.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-47917932999648144862007-11-04T15:02:00.000-06:002007-11-04T15:02:00.000-06:00SOB = Short of BreathCP = Chest PainSorry. I forge...SOB = Short of Breath<BR/>CP = Chest Pain<BR/><BR/>Sorry. I forget there's normal people in the audience.MonkeyGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05735317323208263354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-21386343184211614962007-11-04T14:11:00.000-06:002007-11-04T14:11:00.000-06:00is there a translation page somewhere for non-ED p...is there a translation page somewhere for non-ED people? BA blood alcohol LOL =little oldlady BP blood pressure.<BR/>But don't know SOB or CP<BR/>short of breath?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-9712535028552388962007-11-04T07:38:00.000-06:002007-11-04T07:38:00.000-06:00The voodoo quote is to funny!!!!The voodoo quote is to funny!!!!NYC EMShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17285960584054650203noreply@blogger.com