Public Service Announcement
To the retard in the 500-year-old Hyundai in front of me:
If you are attempting to merge onto a freeway with a speed limit of 70 MPH, and the on-ramp is 1/4 mile long, and you can only make it up to 50 MPH by the time you get to the freeway, you are a danger to yourself and those around you, and you should never drive on anything but surface streets.
Thank you, that is all.
4 comments:
you should see the f*'ed up way they do it in texas. it's so f*ed up i can't even explain it. all i can say is the freeway on and off merges there SHOULD kill all texans within a year. as it stands i have no idea how many it kills but think texans have to be the best drivers in the world cuz it's like a demolition derby.
Where the hell is there a freeway around here? You have lost your mind!
Then there's South Carolina where the freeway on ramps have bidirectional traffic. I kid you not.
Or Oklahoma where the off ramps are fifteen feet long and shoot you right out into the traffic on the surface streets, look out everyone, here I come. I'm surprised any driver in that state is still alive.
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