Friday, November 2, 2007

Public Service Announcement

To the retard in the 500-year-old Hyundai in front of me:

If you are attempting to merge onto a freeway with a speed limit of 70 MPH, and the on-ramp is 1/4 mile long, and you can only make it up to 50 MPH by the time you get to the freeway, you are a danger to yourself and those around you, and you should never drive on anything but surface streets.

Thank you, that is all.

4 comments:

911DOC said...

you should see the f*'ed up way they do it in texas. it's so f*ed up i can't even explain it. all i can say is the freeway on and off merges there SHOULD kill all texans within a year. as it stands i have no idea how many it kills but think texans have to be the best drivers in the world cuz it's like a demolition derby.

Anonymous said...

Where the hell is there a freeway around here? You have lost your mind!

Chuck McKay said...

Then there's South Carolina where the freeway on ramps have bidirectional traffic. I kid you not.

ERnursey said...

Or Oklahoma where the off ramps are fifteen feet long and shoot you right out into the traffic on the surface streets, look out everyone, here I come. I'm surprised any driver in that state is still alive.