A Prius?
Al Gore's son was arrested for possession of marijuana, Xanax, Valium, Vicodin, and Adderall after the cops pulled him over for going over 100 MPH in a Prius.
Forget the drugs. How the hell did he get a Prius to go 100 MPH? GruntDoc? You drivin' that baby of yours 100 MPH? My freakin' Accord barely hits 90 before it starts having seizures.
And if Al Gore was my dad, I'd need Xanax and Valium, too.
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Amen. I immediately thought the same thing... What the heck?
Maybe he gave his engine some speed. hyuk, yuk :)
Great, now I'm thinking of Al Gore. I need a Xanax with a beer chaser.
Don't kid yourself. I drove a Prius for almost a year and got that baby going. It's like that lil 5' 95 pound (and that's dripping wet), Nurse GG (GG because of her breast size), who can kick the shit out of any of the undesirables we come across.
Remember dynamite comes in small packages.
Although in deference to the convertible BMW I'm now driving it kicks the Prius' ass. Now I know why they call it the ultimate driving machine.
I guess the Gore family is "going greener" in all sorts of novel ways...
I think it has everything to do with whats in Tipper's album and tape collection.
~~surfie~~
hug the world! the prius cancels out the drugs, people! don't you know the new math?
Ok - these comments are as funny as the post was.
I didn't even know a Prius could go faster than 50 m.p.h if you want the truth. Maybe it was on Vicodin as well.
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