Thursday, July 5, 2007

A Prius?

Al Gore's son was arrested for possession of marijuana, Xanax, Valium, Vicodin, and Adderall after the cops pulled him over for going over 100 MPH in a Prius.

Forget the drugs. How the hell did he get a Prius to go 100 MPH? GruntDoc? You drivin' that baby of yours 100 MPH? My freakin' Accord barely hits 90 before it starts having seizures.

And if Al Gore was my dad, I'd need Xanax and Valium, too.

9 comments:

MonkeySister said...

Amen. I immediately thought the same thing... What the heck?

Loving Annie said...

Maybe he gave his engine some speed. hyuk, yuk :)

Pharmacy God said...

Great, now I'm thinking of Al Gore. I need a Xanax with a beer chaser.

ER Tech Dude said...

Don't kid yourself. I drove a Prius for almost a year and got that baby going. It's like that lil 5' 95 pound (and that's dripping wet), Nurse GG (GG because of her breast size), who can kick the shit out of any of the undesirables we come across.

Remember dynamite comes in small packages.

Although in deference to the convertible BMW I'm now driving it kicks the Prius' ass. Now I know why they call it the ultimate driving machine.

CrankyProf said...

I guess the Gore family is "going greener" in all sorts of novel ways...

surfie said...

I think it has everything to do with whats in Tipper's album and tape collection.

~~surfie~~

911DOC said...

hug the world! the prius cancels out the drugs, people! don't you know the new math?

saintseester said...

Ok - these comments are as funny as the post was.

Steven said...

I didn't even know a Prius could go faster than 50 m.p.h if you want the truth. Maybe it was on Vicodin as well.