Dysfunctional Redux:
If you and the missus leave your kids with the babysitter so that you can go down to the local Super 8 and smoke crack, and the resulting anxiety, tachycardia, and chest pain send you into the ER via EMS, you're prolly not gonna win any "Parent of the Year" awards.
At least you're not doing it in front of them.
Dumbass.
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Does Medicaid pay for your childcare while you are in the hospital trying to win "Parent of the Year" award? I'm sure there's some loophole that their lawyer will help them find.
They didn't do it in front of their kids THIS TIME!
Well, at least they GOT a sitter...I 'spose. Hopefully the sitter wasn't getting high.
Oh Lord have mercy. and you wonder why I need a drink after work. . .
Karen
They probably didn't want the kids to know that they had scored some crack and were holding out on them. Busted.
Surprised they paid for a sitter as that would cut into crack money.
mg, you rush to judgement. it may have been really good crack.
"I ain't done no drugs? What you talkin bout? These ain't my pants, they my cousin Pookie's..."
No, kvegas911... they are Sumdood's.
Is this on FARK? It should be if not.
C'mon, yer making this up.
Sadly, crack-think, meth-think, heroin-think, alcohol-think, . . . are not imaginary.
Chemically enhanced people make all sorts of bad decisions. There are plenty of natural buffoons, as well.
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