Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Dysfunctional Redux:

If you and the missus leave your kids with the babysitter so that you can go down to the local Super 8 and smoke crack, and the resulting anxiety, tachycardia, and chest pain send you into the ER via EMS, you're prolly not gonna win any "Parent of the Year" awards.

At least you're not doing it in front of them.

Dumbass.

12 comments:

MonkeySister said...

Does Medicaid pay for your childcare while you are in the hospital trying to win "Parent of the Year" award? I'm sure there's some loophole that their lawyer will help them find.

Teresa Duncan said...

They didn't do it in front of their kids THIS TIME!

Mom In Scrubs said...

Well, at least they GOT a sitter...I 'spose. Hopefully the sitter wasn't getting high.

Penelope said...

Oh Lord have mercy. and you wonder why I need a drink after work. . .

Karen

Rogue Medic said...

They probably didn't want the kids to know that they had scored some crack and were holding out on them. Busted.

The little tech that does... said...

Surprised they paid for a sitter as that would cut into crack money.

911DOC said...

mg, you rush to judgement. it may have been really good crack.

kvegas911 said...

"I ain't done no drugs? What you talkin bout? These ain't my pants, they my cousin Pookie's..."

Joeymom said...

No, kvegas911... they are Sumdood's.

Derek Elwell said...

Is this on FARK? It should be if not.

Homeowner Insurance Quotes said...

C'mon, yer making this up.

Rogue Medic said...

Sadly, crack-think, meth-think, heroin-think, alcohol-think, . . . are not imaginary.

Chemically enhanced people make all sorts of bad decisions. There are plenty of natural buffoons, as well.