The vast majority of the things I do on a daily basis merely require opposable thumbs. But the sarcasm..... now THAT'S a gift!
I just sent my stepdaughter home to her mother with the annual bouquet of flowers that I give her as a token of my esteem.I sent them in a styrofoam drink cup from Sonic. Is that tacky?
Not at all. I love sonic.
I'm with keepbreathing.. Sonic is awesome. Love your idea with the lillies too. :)
here's a little advise. I'm sure the ex-wife has no idea of the true meaning of your gift. However, One day the step-daughter, just like you, will google them and then SHE will know. Is that really what you want?
Anonymous, you're lame.MG: You rock!
Anonymous-If I'm lucky, they'll work long before the kid learns to use Google.And, um, why exactly would I care if she knows that I don't like her mother? If she's anything like the bitch's other two kids, she won't like her in another year or two, either.Crazy ex-wives are like fibromyalgeurs. They're pains in the ass and all of their problems are caused by imaginary shit.
You are killing me!!! My daughter is wondering why I am laughing. Please send some of you beautiful flowers to her father & step monster as they are my fibromyalgia. Thanks for the perfect description for them...'pains in the ass and all of their problems are caused by imaginary shit.'
coffee > nose > keyboard/jo
Love it! I might have to use this in the future.
Hey, don't feel bad. It could be worse. My daughter put her stepmother into anger management therapy ( unfortunately, she later also had a psychotic episode and is now heavily medicated). I'm not kidding about this.
Man a mojito sounds really good right now.. imagine if Sonic served mojitos.. that would rock my face off. Sorry.. I can't seem to get off the subject of Sonic now.
It's not tacky it's recycling.
When dealing with an issue of etiquette, I always think to myself: What would Martha Stewart do?Martha Stewart would totally give the flowers. DailyFrequentlyProbably hand delivered by her trusty assistants in the khaki pants and peach blouses. I don't think she'd use a Sonic cup though.Karen
That has got to be the most elegant way to say "eat shit and die". I think I will order some and hand out one to each of my fibromyalgia, pseudoseizure, toe hurt for 3 years, drunk as fuck and puking on my scrubs, favorite patients. You know you gotta have high patient satisfaction.
You are sick and twisted. You are my hero.MJ
I think that Martha stewart may use the sonic cup after bedazzling in first.
Isn't it nice to know that your readers are as whacko as you? I can't believe it's that time of year. My yearly sinus infection is gone now and my Raid floral-scented Flonase is doing wonders for the sneezing. Have a pint of Benadryl for me baby! Bottoms up! :þ
Dude, 'round here those are called "ditch lilies." Cause that's where they grow. Everywhere. You kick ass.
Your twisted, I love you!
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