Public Service Announcement: Drunk Driving Edition
If you're going to try to drive home drunk from the bar, do not run into the bar's Dumpster when backing out of the parking space. Especially if there's a cop parked behind the Dumpster waiting for closing time.
If you're going to get caught drunk driving, don't try to get out of going to jail by using a medical condition that can be verified with a little bitty prick of the finger. "I need to go to the hospital, my blood sugar is low," actually translates to, "I'm drunk, my glucose is 110, and maybe the cops will forget about me if I get into this ambulance."
When the cops decide to write you a citation and forego the trip to jail since we're gonna babysit your dumb ass until you're sober, don't sneak out while nobody's looking and take off down the street. We'll just call the cops, and guess what? Public Intox will send you straight.... you guessed it. To jail.
5 comments:
It's like those give a mouse a cookie, take a moose to a movie, etc. books that my kids have. You know, if you give a mouse a cookie, he'll probably ask for...and on and on until he ends up in the first place anyway.
What a turd. Drunk driving is not cool, no matter how "only a lil bit" intoxicated you might think you are.
I still think about the little girl who got decaptitated when a drunk driver collided with the car she was in. Her mom held her severed head in her lap. Stuff for nightmares.
our cops will cite them and not take them to jail. hate that.
What a dumbass.
The location of the shoot served as a stark reminder of what happened in early August. Alex Dicky and brothers Dillon and Gus Benadvides were killed when the car they were in hit a tree and burst into flames. Police say speeding and alcohol were involved.
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williamgeorge
california dui
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