I love that Wichita/Kansas made it into the national news TWICE this week. First for the story you mentioned, where the woman got stuck to the toilet on which she had lived for two years, and second for this.
There are so many tangents one could go on with this, like, why is he smiling in his mug shot?
Or, was he on the rebound from the first dog and that's why he was screwing the second dog?
Or, did the second dog feel, I don't know, used?
Or, what's wrong with all the local methadonians, aren't they good enough for him?
Or, is there a defense that could reasonably be used here, like, "I had to do it, the dog was looking at me with puppy dog eyes?"
Or, do you think the Dog Whisperer, (who is sorta like the Speaker, only for all things canine), would like to jump on this band wagon about the equal treatment of poodles and pups and how oppressed they are?
As funny as some of the comments are, but where the Chr-st do they all come from? What's with the gene-pool in Kansas? Years ago when I was working in a big downtown hotel we used to say that the full moon brought out all the kooks, but most of those were mild cases in comparison.
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I love that Wichita/Kansas made it into the national news TWICE this week. First for the story you mentioned, where the woman got stuck to the toilet on which she had lived for two years, and second for this.
There are so many tangents one could go on with this, like, why is he smiling in his mug shot?
Or, was he on the rebound from the first dog and that's why he was screwing the second dog?
Or, did the second dog feel, I don't know, used?
Or, what's wrong with all the local methadonians, aren't they good enough for him?
Or, is there a defense that could reasonably be used here, like, "I had to do it, the dog was looking at me with puppy dog eyes?"
Or, do you think the Dog Whisperer, (who is sorta like the Speaker, only for all things canine), would like to jump on this band wagon about the equal treatment of poodles and pups and how oppressed they are?
You get the picture.
Good Lord, I can't wait to move.
...The tornado wasn't aiming for Fred Phelps and his flock?
I think this is a different METHadonian.
Check out that meth smile.
was it at least a good looking rottweiler? i mean, i'm just asking.
Wow, I am speechless. Where does this guy get off?!? Wait-I know...
Wow, I am speechless. Where does this guy get off?!? Wait-I know...
Wow, I am speechless. Where does this guy get off?!? Wait-I know...
And kids today say there's nothing to do...
That's just sick.
I mean, a Rottweiler, of all things?
WTF???
I could see a Golden Retriever maybe, or perhaps an Irish Setter if you like redheads...
...but a Rottweiler? They're not even pretty.
That's just...trashy.
That mugshot--ew ew ew.
It hasn't been a good week for Kansas, hasn't it?
That's funny shit. Puts a new spin on "Give the poor dog a bone."
As funny as some of the comments are, but where the Chr-st do they all come from? What's with the gene-pool in Kansas?
Years ago when I was working in a big downtown hotel we used to say that the full moon brought out all the kooks, but most of those were mild cases in comparison.
That's just disgusting!!!
I could see a Golden Retriever maybe, or perhaps an Irish Setter if you like redheads...
Hey! Leave my Golden alone! ;)
What does Ambulance Driver mean by "Was it a good looking Rottweiler?" There ain't a Rottweiler ugly enough for this dude! Euwh!
Something about Toto and Kansas came to mind when I read you post. Maybe the Wizard of Oz could give the doggie pervert a brain...and real girlfriend.
MJ
YES!!!! For once, the joker is not from NC!!!!
Hold on...I thought sheep were the love choice de jour.
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