Saturday, March 15, 2008

This is why tornadoes hit Kansas

Because God is aiming for people like this guy.

18 comments:

KansasGirl said...

I love that Wichita/Kansas made it into the national news TWICE this week. First for the story you mentioned, where the woman got stuck to the toilet on which she had lived for two years, and second for this.

There are so many tangents one could go on with this, like, why is he smiling in his mug shot?

Or, was he on the rebound from the first dog and that's why he was screwing the second dog?

Or, did the second dog feel, I don't know, used?

Or, what's wrong with all the local methadonians, aren't they good enough for him?

Or, is there a defense that could reasonably be used here, like, "I had to do it, the dog was looking at me with puppy dog eyes?"

Or, do you think the Dog Whisperer, (who is sorta like the Speaker, only for all things canine), would like to jump on this band wagon about the equal treatment of poodles and pups and how oppressed they are?

You get the picture.

Good Lord, I can't wait to move.

Sara said...

...The tornado wasn't aiming for Fred Phelps and his flock?

Rogue Medic said...

I think this is a different METHadonian.

Check out that meth smile.

Anonymous said...

was it at least a good looking rottweiler? i mean, i'm just asking.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I am speechless. Where does this guy get off?!? Wait-I know...

Anonymous said...

Wow, I am speechless. Where does this guy get off?!? Wait-I know...

Anonymous said...

Wow, I am speechless. Where does this guy get off?!? Wait-I know...

RevMedic said...

And kids today say there's nothing to do...

Ambulance Driver said...

That's just sick.

I mean, a Rottweiler, of all things?

WTF???

I could see a Golden Retriever maybe, or perhaps an Irish Setter if you like redheads...

...but a Rottweiler? They're not even pretty.

That's just...trashy.

Em said...

That mugshot--ew ew ew.

It hasn't been a good week for Kansas, hasn't it?

Grumpyunk said...

That's funny shit. Puts a new spin on "Give the poor dog a bone."

Trudie said...

As funny as some of the comments are, but where the Chr-st do they all come from? What's with the gene-pool in Kansas?
Years ago when I was working in a big downtown hotel we used to say that the full moon brought out all the kooks, but most of those were mild cases in comparison.

PE Mommy said...

That's just disgusting!!!

Babs said...

I could see a Golden Retriever maybe, or perhaps an Irish Setter if you like redheads...

Hey! Leave my Golden alone! ;)

Kacey said...

What does Ambulance Driver mean by "Was it a good looking Rottweiler?" There ain't a Rottweiler ugly enough for this dude! Euwh!

Mother Jones RN said...

Something about Toto and Kansas came to mind when I read you post. Maybe the Wizard of Oz could give the doggie pervert a brain...and real girlfriend.

MJ

kvegas911 said...

YES!!!! For once, the joker is not from NC!!!!

Lynn Price said...

Hold on...I thought sheep were the love choice de jour.