I was sitting at the nurses' station drinking a tasty caffeinated beverage out of my fantastic new mug, when the charge nurse looked at me and said, "I can't believe you have a mug now, too! Isn't that stupid bracelet bad enough?" One of the other nurses said, "My son has a bracelet kinda like that. It says something about Alzheimer's on it, but I forget what exactly it is."
Of course, hilarity ensued.