Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Public Service Announcement

Dear Co-worker with the Ass-splody Virus:

I am very sorry that you allowed yourself to be pressured by our oxygen-wasting esteemed clipboard nurses into coming in and working your shift when you are obviously in no condition to do so.

However, I should not be punished for your illness.

I have placed a bottle of Virex and a stack of paper towels on the back of the commode.

Please clean your ass-splody splashin's from the toilet seat before exiting the bathroom.

Thank you,
Your co-worker who is tired of cleaning up your poo.


Orthette said...

Ew ew ew. Why not try n' give assplody co-worker directions to the executive washrooms?

Mom In Scrubs said...

A nice layer of tin foil would probably keep the ass-plosions off the potty.

p.s. I gave you an award!! (like you already have, but it's the thought that counts, right?)