Tuesday, February 12, 2008

4 of 5

OK, so I have to say, the fact that I angered a Crayzee enough for her to start her own blog in order to continue her crayzee rants is kinda cool. I hadn't realized how much I missed The Speaker. Hopefully this Crayzee will stick around longer. She's bizarrely fun.

A word of caution: it'll hurt your brain to read her disjointed thoughts, even more so because she has the worst grammar and punctuation skills ever.

Which leads to my theory that she is a home-schooled lawyer. It's easy to be valedictorian in a class of one! And apparently daddy dearest is also an attorney, so she could have easily learned all of her lawyer-type stuff from him. Hopefully he wasn't the one who taught her grammar classes. I'll bet her degrees look just like the scrapbook pages that her mommy made for her with pinking shears and minty flavored paste, only they're framed! With big, expensive custom frames, not cheap frames from Wal-Mart.

So here's a toast to the Crayzees. May they forever be around to entertain us. One at a time, though, please. Crowds of Crayzees are scary.

Update: The Dawn is dead. Long live The Dawn. *sigh* Is there anything sadder than a multi-cat catfight cut short by the untimely death of one of the cats? Oh well. At least it was the crazy, scraggly-toothed stray cat, and not one of the purebreds. We're still here for further catfights.


Monnik said...

Here's to the Crayzees! *Holds up make-believe vodka sour*

I do enjoy your blog. Mom in Scrubs sent me. :)

RealisticRN said...

Very funny. Although, I'm going to say that even by herself, she is just plain scary. I hope that she speaks more clearly than she writes...can you imagine her summations if they sound just like her writings?

Mom In Scrubs said...

Never underestimate the power of crayzee people in large groups..

Nurse K said...

I like how THE DAWN declared that she's writing comments in all lowercase letters now...she must've been inspired by you-know-who.

She has flight-of-ideas (Monkeygirl said "bullshit", so I'm going to talk about bulls), goofy spelling and punctuation, and delusions of grandeur. Alas, she is currently working with a Risperdal deficient.

She's like the manic version of The Speaker whereas the Speaker-Speaker was the depressed version.

Evil Lunch Lady said...

Holy $hit! Flamming in blog comments! If she's so great, why does she even READ blogs? Wouldn't that be a huge step down for such a highly respected lawyer?? ~sarcasm~

I love being a bitch:)

Melissa said...

I'd just like to point out that she's listed herself as a "personal injury lawyer."

You don't have to be able to construct a sentence to practice personal injury, you just have to know how to be a scam artist.

Penelope said...

What a hoot!!!

-- P

Angry Nurse said...

To bad by the time I caught up with the action it seems the blog and the profile have joined the void!

If anyone thought to save copies let me know would love to read them!

Anonymous said...

I think the psychiatric facility that she escaped from has found her and dragged her back.

RehabNurse said...

Aww...no more Crazyee...blog is 404'd (not found).

Mike Looney said...

"Blog has been removed

Sorry, the blog at poorsplendidwings.blogspot.com has been removed. This address is not available for new blogs."

Not only 404 but "don't even try to recreate it". That's Google speak for "too crazy for us".

And that takes some doing. Trust me on this one.