Saturday, January 5, 2008

History Lesson

Via JB, who is on vacation, lucky bastard, we get this gem....

The two most important events in all of history were:

1. The invention of beer, and

2. The invention of the wheel. (The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.)

These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals

2. Conservatives.

Go read the rest of it. That's funny stuff, right there, I don't care who you are.


Ed said...

Ben Franklin (the only President who was never President) was no liberal (in the modern sense) but is quoted "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Jeff B said...

Thanks for the linky love, Monkey Girl!