A + B + C + D = E
A: My husband has high blood pressure.
B: We don't fight. Ever.
C: Fighting with your spouse is good for you, and not fighting, apparently, will kill you.
D: I'm a bit of a pain in the ass.
E: He's gonna have a stroke. Prolly tomorrow. Thank God for life insurance.
4 comments:
You're probably worth it.
Wow, if I were still married, we might both have lived to be the oldest people ever. We were both a pain in the ass to each other.
Do him a favor. Pick a fight. It's for his own good, after all.
CrankyHusband and I are going to live FOREVER.
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