Thursday, January 24, 2008

A + B + C + D = E

A: My husband has high blood pressure.

B: We don't fight. Ever.

C: Fighting with your spouse is good for you, and not fighting, apparently, will kill you.

D: I'm a bit of a pain in the ass.

E: He's gonna have a stroke. Prolly tomorrow. Thank God for life insurance.

4 comments:

scalpel said...

You're probably worth it.

meaner dog said...

Wow, if I were still married, we might both have lived to be the oldest people ever. We were both a pain in the ass to each other.

ArkieRN said...

Do him a favor. Pick a fight. It's for his own good, after all.

CrankyProf said...

CrankyHusband and I are going to live FOREVER.