You don't say....
Quotes of the weekend:
"The ultrasound tech told me I was six weeks along, but my doctor told me on Friday that I was a month and a half."
"My pain.... It hurts."
(On the phone) "My girlfriend is 9 months pregnant, and her contractions are 3 minutes apart and I think she just peed herself or something. What should we do?"
5 comments:
What should we do?
"Do ANYTHING but come to the Emergency Department."
What should we do?
Remember how you used to play baseball and you were a catcher? Remember where you put away your old catcher's mitt? You'll be wanting that.
Squat, Drop it, and Roll it (in a blanket!)
You can't smoke a baby)- less it's a Crack Baby! Of Course it's a Crack baby- that's what it just came out of--sheesh, and I thought I was dumb!
John
I agree with nurse K, the answer to number three is an adamant "DON'T COME HERE!"
I would believe the Doctor, he has had more training.
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