The Onion
No, not the good "The Onion", the retarded "The Onion".
My sister sent me a link to an article on Yahoo News!, wondering why it even made the news, much less, why she was reading it.
I had no answer for her. I attempted to find an answer by reading it, also. A man was arrested after he hit his wife in the back of the head with an onion. James Izzolena, 54, of Des Moines, had been drinking, became upset with his wife, Nicole Izzolena, 27, and threw an onion at her during an argument on Wednesday, police said. Police said James Izzolena admitted throwing the onion at his wife but said he didn't mean to hit her. His wife told police it made her head hurt.
Reading about it made my head hurt. Why this is news, I'll never know.
7 comments:
But did it make her cry?
It is a plot by the onions to claim world domination. One head at a time.
Maybe if he threw you know.. a cucumber, or an apple, now THAT would make the news. *shakes head*
I dunno, Monkeygirl... I could watch a LOT of footage of Tom Brady showering :)
Hahaha. I bet it would kinda hurt to get clocked by an onion
Did he have a proper license for the onion?
I bet math makes her head hurt as well. Sounds like trouble in paradise again.
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