Public Service Announcement

Dear 400 lb man doing yardwork right next to the busy road that I am driving on: Please put on a shirt and purchase a pair of pants that stay above your buttocks, not below them. While I admire your dedication to physical activity, perhaps you could attempt to make it a wee bit less painful for those around you.

PS: Blinding the people driving by is a good way to cause an accident, you know....