Sunday, July 1, 2007

Hmmmm, how shall we die today?

Shall we die huffing freon?

Perhaps drinking cocaine?

Maybe smoking on oxygen?

What about a little auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong?

Or taking down the stage after a Rolling Stones concert?

And it can be dangerous to work at a recycling plant, or a sewage plant!

I guess if you're gonna go, you might as well go interestingly..... The end result does tend to be the same.

5 comments:

Mark said...

Great post of stupid deaths, if there were an equal amount of female names in the workplace accidents I would say www.eeoc.gov/ equal employment opportunity is working.

Loving Annie said...

A woman in her 50's came in to the emergency room one night as a critical with the entire top of both of her breasts (maybe 1" deep) and part of the top of her thighs completely charred off.
Drunk, she'd lit a cigarette while she was using her oxygen tank.

mielikki said...

What I really like, is that you covered stupidity coast to coast. Thanks MG!

William the Coroner said...

I'll always work.

Old NFO said...

Shhh... It's just the gene pool doing a little self cleaning...