Sunday, July 1, 2007

Hmmmm, how shall we die today?

Shall we die huffing freon?

Perhaps drinking cocaine?

Maybe smoking on oxygen?

What about a little auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong?

Or taking down the stage after a Rolling Stones concert?

And it can be dangerous to work at a recycling plant, or a sewage plant!

I guess if you're gonna go, you might as well go interestingly..... The end result does tend to be the same.


Mark said...

Great post of stupid deaths, if there were an equal amount of female names in the workplace accidents I would say equal employment opportunity is working.

Loving Annie said...

A woman in her 50's came in to the emergency room one night as a critical with the entire top of both of her breasts (maybe 1" deep) and part of the top of her thighs completely charred off.
Drunk, she'd lit a cigarette while she was using her oxygen tank.

mielikki said...

What I really like, is that you covered stupidity coast to coast. Thanks MG!

William the Coroner said...

I'll always work.

Old NFO said...

Shhh... It's just the gene pool doing a little self cleaning...