Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Hillbilly Vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.

"1....."

"2....."

"3....."

"4....."

"5....."

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

5 comments:

Max E Nurse said...

Tee Hee....Very good!!
I'm gonna go upstairs have some lunch and inflict this joke on whoever I find...

Max

Loving Annie said...

Good Tuesday morning to you, Monkeygirl !
Well, I guess we don't have to worry about any more kids with that guy !

Cinnkitty said...

Funny..but oh so wrong! ;)

mielikki said...

Love it, going to go to work tonight and share it
Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

Funny, but try and keep 'em state neutral next time. I love a good redneck joke as much as anyone else from Alabama, but every northeast medical worker who reads this finds another reason to look down their nose at me when I tell them stop being stupid.