Dinosaurs on the Ark?
There's an article in The Economist about a museum that opened last month in Petersburg, KY. It's called the Creation Museum, and it's a $27 million attempt to merge creation with evolution into a bizarre combination of science and religion.
Articles from Yahoo! News and the New York Times describe high-tech dioramas that have dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden, and even on Noah's Ark.
Here's my favorite quote, from Economist.com:
The museum says that, if Noah took two of every animal on his ark, he must have had dinosaurs. Could dinosaurs have fit into a boat only 300 cubits (about 135m) long? “It is likely that God brought young adults. Being smaller, they would be easier to care for.”
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Yeah. Every animal on earth, and now little bitty dinosaurs, too. Sure. That's how it happened.
5 comments:
Adam and Eve left the garden because Raptors kept nipping at their bits and pieces.
So he had room for dinosaurs but not unicorns? That's fucked up.
unh-huh. sure thing...
I like what beajerry said !
pity no one swatted one of the two mosquitos.
i'm glad you've got it all figured out monkey-girl. who's your daddy?
;)
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