Do you ever have one of those days.....
.......where you just want to slap the crap out of every single person you come in contact with?
Today is one of those days.
PMS, thy name is woman. Where the hell's my chocolate?
The vast majority of the things I do on a daily basis merely require opposable thumbs. But the sarcasm..... now THAT'S a gift!
.......where you just want to slap the crap out of every single person you come in contact with?
Today is one of those days.
PMS, thy name is woman. Where the hell's my chocolate?
Posted by MonkeyGirl at 07:21
8 comments:
After 40 years in "the business" (midwifery and nursing)I feel that way just about every day--and I haven't had a period in 13 years.
Do you think it's possible for my PMS to start about a week before my period and last for a week after? Because I want to slap people ALL the time.
By the way, I've tagged you here for the Thinking Blogger Award.
Hell, I'm six months opregnant and I feel that way all the damn time.
I think an extraordinary number of people require "brick-slap therapy."
Can I set some people in line for you to slap? Too many people, not enough time.
My personal choice is 'pillow therapy'. It makes a great mental image as I grind my teeth and try to make nice.
Constantly but that's just me..I'm immune to PMS, but for the first time I find myself wondering if it might not have benefits after all!
Ahhh. PMS. Feels like an old friend. An old friend who wasn't a friend, but a bitch and a flake. A friend who always wants "to talk".
I miss pregnancy.
True story...second year of med school, pharmacology exam. All medications and their indications were equally unknown and mysterious to me back then. Furosemide, digoxin, epinephrine, you name it.
Bonus question at the end of the test, written by my female professor:
"What drug is indicated for the treatment of PMS?"
My answer, because I really didn't know (but I was pretty sure it wasn't digoxin or epinephrine): PLACEBO.
I think that was an unfair question for the males in the class. And no, I didn't get any credit.
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