Hey boys....
....did you know that your penis is only worth $300,000?
There are several questions that beg to be asked about this article. For instance,
- What was it doing when it caught the necrotizing faciitis?
- At 61 years old, is this a reduced rate? How much is a, say, 30 year old penis worth?
- How's that replacement penis working out for you?
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Sorry Mom. I just can't resist a good penis joke.
8 comments:
"A penis from My Thigh"
Sounds like a country song.
'Wanted my neighbor to die
But went to Aberdeen instead
Met a girly guy
Now I have a penis
Made from thigh'
Makes you want to grab a beer and cry.
I figure that mine has been 100,000 miles, so it is fully depreciated now. I have limited the wear-and-tear by keeping it fully lubed, though.
Well just driving it off the lot caused 20-30% depreciation. Hopefully, you store it in a garage.
It's prison penis, so you have to calculate its worth in cigarettes.
Nah, not cigarettes - they use macks now. http://www.business-opportunities.biz/2008/10/03/prison-currency-is-fishy/
Several POUNDS of "flesh"!?!?
What was he, an elephant?
I'll go sulk back to my room now.
heh.......... WhiteCoat: Care to wager about his skin tone?
i would like to know what he was doing when he contracted it.. a very astute question!
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