Saturday, October 4, 2008

The 90- proof woman

She came in with a head lac and a BAL of .474.

"Can I have something for the pain?"

Uh, no.

If I knew any vampires, I'd tell them to party with this chick.

9 comments:

easily lost said...

She was coherent, heck even conscious with that level of blood in her alcohol? Errrr alcohol in her blood too ;)
That head lac probably came from a door that came out of no where too right?
I pity any vampires that do party with her, she'd drink them under the tale.

Strong One said...

Let me guess, she stated she only drinks 3 beers/drinks a day right?
LOL

Anonymous said...

With a BAL of .474, she already had something for pain. Sheesh!

GothNurse said...

I can't even -walk- after just three or four shots... forget mentating!

Purple Stinky Onion said...

Good Lord!

Vitriolic Virchow said...

Considering that she probably lives at a BAL of .25 normally, she may not be up in the analgesia level with her tolerance. Of course, I'd not give her anything besides an aspirin.

ERP said...

Yes ma'am, there a great combination of meds we can give you - it's called Haldol/Ativan.

Dragonfly said...

Good grief. Now that is a erm, constitution.
That liver must be earning every penny (and possibly about to pack it in and claim an invalid pension).

Walt Trachim said...

But I'd be the vamps would say that the Bloody Marys were quite good, don't'cha think??