The 90- proof woman
She came in with a head lac and a BAL of .474.
"Can I have something for the pain?"
Uh, no.
If I knew any vampires, I'd tell them to party with this chick.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
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- MonkeyGirl
- I have the attention span of a gnat and no tolerance for stupidity. Which means that working night shift in the ER is both a blessing and a curse.
8 comments:
She was coherent, heck even conscious with that level of blood in her alcohol? Errrr alcohol in her blood too ;)
That head lac probably came from a door that came out of no where too right?
I pity any vampires that do party with her, she'd drink them under the tale.
Let me guess, she stated she only drinks 3 beers/drinks a day right?
LOL
With a BAL of .474, she already had something for pain. Sheesh!
I can't even -walk- after just three or four shots... forget mentating!
Considering that she probably lives at a BAL of .25 normally, she may not be up in the analgesia level with her tolerance. Of course, I'd not give her anything besides an aspirin.
Yes ma'am, there a great combination of meds we can give you - it's called Haldol/Ativan.
Good grief. Now that is a erm, constitution.
That liver must be earning every penny (and possibly about to pack it in and claim an invalid pension).
But I'd be the vamps would say that the Bloody Marys were quite good, don't'cha think??
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