The vast majority of the things I do on a daily basis merely require opposable thumbs. But the sarcasm..... now THAT'S a gift!
There's a whole bunch of these laying around at work lately.
You know what they say: The only difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer is...... wait for it..... the taste.
Please tell me they are one-patient-use only.
If it's miss labeled, should the FDA know about it?? They seem to like to recall things for something littler than that:)
Ewwwwwww. . . -- P
What a nice post to be reading right after supper. Gee, thanks.MJ
Heh. Bet it comes with a 5-year battery and NO disposable covers.
Hey Monkeygirl,Just getting caught up on all your latest posts. Funny stuff as usual.
Back on the floors, a patient on MRSA precautions had 2 disposable thermometers. They were in their original packaging and one was labeled RECTAL and one ORAL in big, black Sharpie. I saw the African immigrant aide place the previously-used rectal one in the patient's mouth to take an oral temp.I'm in my gown and gloves, and I hiss at the aide to TAKE THAT THERMOMETER OUT OF HER MOUTH. NOW.He's arguing with me about something something I thought you told me to use this one. Then I'm all GET OUT OF THE ROOM. NOW. in my Mommy hiss-voice.Guess who gets hauled into the office for "talking disrespectfully" to the aide?Dude, he just made a dying stroked-out chick with MRSA eat her own shit.
This is why I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!Mommy- why did the thermometer taste like after daddy goes to the bathroom smells? LMAO - Great Post per usual!J
They can't make the ends red anymore for rectal, can they?I love that MRSA story, Nurse K. I always wonder why some of my isolation patients have more than one thermometer.
Maybe they're for those who talk out of their ass.Sorry, it was too obvious to pass up.
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