Big Poop, Little Poop.
Smelly GI Bleed Poop, Smelly C-Diff Poop.
Poop in the Bedpan, Poop in the Commode.
Poop on the Sheets, Poop in the Depends.
Little Babies making Little Poops, Big Babies making Big Poops.
Status Poopicus on Bed 9, Haven't Pooped in a Week on Bed 12.
I cleaned up more poop in a 12 hour shift than I can ever remember cleaning up before.
My nose hairs are singed.