Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Directing traffic

Our waiting room has literally been standing room only for about six weeks.

You open the door to call patients to the back, and it's like a swarm of freakin' piranha descending upon you.

Our LWBS rate has increased exponentially (except for the patients with Emergency Colds and "free" medical care).

We need to call the Romanian Police Department and see if we can borrow a few of their "specially trained officers" to direct traffic until flu season is over.

Perhaps they can help our frequent flyers "get rid of their stress or sadness."

1 comment:

John McElveen said...

Same here MG---standing room only, starring the mutated flu, drug seeking, PID shuffling Blues!