Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Sounds Like......

Question: What do you hear immediately prior to hearing, "POP! SNAP-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP! THUD!"

Answer: "Go ahead! Taze me! I can take all four of you motherf****rs!"

*sigh*

If ever there was a candidate for social diagnostic intubation, it was this guy.

8 comments:

GuitarGirlRN said...

Yeah. Our security people don't have tasers. We had one seriously old-skool ED attending who was not shy about diagnostically intubating violent, possibly head-injured (but usually just REEEEAAALY high) people.

Huh. Wonder what happened to him. He was fun.

mielikki said...

I think, someday in the future, Nurses will be armed with taser's.
Then, and only then
will all be right with this world. . .

girlvet said...

I don't know why but I find that funny: pop - snap,etc - thud hahahahaha

CrankyProf said...

I'd have gone with the diagnostic Foley.

Library-Gryffon said...

My old hospital used to refer to them as courtesy intubations.

RealisticRN said...

More than likely "courtesy" because there won't be any reimbursement due to the common denominator...no freakin' jobs! Why is it that the biggest losers cost society the most and contribute the least???

CanadianERMD said...

Lol, first social intubations, and now courtesy intubations....

Busting my gut again :-)

Whichendbites said...

click, zap, thud.