The vast majority of the things I do on a daily basis merely require opposable thumbs. But the sarcasm..... now THAT'S a gift!
So he'd better be nice to you, then.
Hey, does that bathroom cleaner thingy work? I'm assuming you have used it... Although, I do recall that the minute you taught me how to clean the bathrooms in our house growing up (at the tender age of 8 or so), it immediately became MY Saturday morning chore and you were then left with nothing to do all morning but read in your room. (Don't think I don't remember those kinds of things...) To this day, I still wake up every Saturday morning wishing I could go watch Smurfs and then clean all the bathrooms in the house... But I get over it all quickly once I realize the Smurfs are gone forever and I hate cleaning.
There should be some kind of warning on the label of the cleaning thing: NOT FOR USE IN MOUTH. HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Better watch it or the Joint Commission will force all physicians to remove the bathroom cleaners from their bathrooms and put them into a locked cabinet somewhere where no one can confuse the two!
I'm quite sure someone will file a lawsuit. "I tried tuh brush ma teefs wif dat big-ass automaticular toofbrush and it done filed them all away! There should be a LAW!"
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