Sunday, November 25, 2007

911Doc is full of shift

Well, it's only two days into the challenge, but 911Doc is properly utilizing the shift key with great skill.

Apparently he's adopted a special new motto, as well; this just arrived in my inbox.

The accompanying message was in aLteRnatiNg cApiTal and loWercAse lEtteRs. My eyes may uncross before Christmas. Or they may not.

6 comments:

William the Coroner said...

Monkey Girl--don't mess with the docs. You shoulda known that by now.

Nurse K said...

Shift BETTER be happening, that's all I've got to say.

John McElveen said...

I think improper use of the shift key is a syndrome. I'm not sure it has a name other than maybe Dumass-Syndrome. I have no ability to type whatsoever. I have to look at every letter, so I never look up at the monitor. Besides, there is so much white out on it before I "fount" the delete and backspace keys I can hardly see anything. I always seem to hit the caps lock key in between 1/2 the statement I'm writing. So everytime I hit the Shift key I type one lowercase letter.

I think 911 Doc may have it- but it's really too early to tell. Look for signs like..

Uncontrolled Flatulence, Drooling, Snobbishness (only a cover), Rash, Nausea, =- Oh heck just read any package Poop sheet on any med: and see contraindications and side effects and look for those.

If 911 Doc has 90-100% of them- He/She is completely normal and does not have ShiftLock/CapsKeymegacolonitis.

I think there is a way you can turn on a beep so if you hit certain keys ("C" or B flat) your keyboard will beep and shock you. But how retarded would that be.

Sorry- I had way too much time this Sunday afternoon and just amused myself typing on your blog.

Your silly friend.

jOHN

Ambulance Driver said...

While you and Nurse K are at it, could you possibly get Girlvet to start using paragraphs?

Pretty please? ;)

Vitriolic Virchow said...

If MG and Nurse K are at it, that should be filmed and sold on the internet to pay off their loans.

911DOC said...

I am a lowdown worthless toad. I grovel at your feet Nurse K. Please forgive me. I can not find the offending comment because I can not remember where I placed it. Please forgive me or Monkey Girl will kill me!
911doc