Monday, October 15, 2007

Resurrection

I have good news, and I have bad news.

First the bad news.

The Speaker's back. And Crayzee as ever. With a little bit more of a pathetic tone.

"But I won’t feel terrorized any more. And so this is for me. Finally."

As if nothing she's ever done has been for her.

Apparently, from the timing of her reappearance, the only thing she has to live for is the demise of Nurse K's Blog.

But now the good news....

If she's alive, then I can make fun of her. I tried to get Nurse K to help me out with my new project, The Speaker for Everyone and Everything. But she's laying low for a bit. Something about not wanting to catch a case of frothy trich.

So my good friend and blog fan named Pollyanna is going to collaborate with me. She's trying to lend a positive influence to the endeavor. You be the judge of whether or not it's working.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you not find it more than a little ironic that when one disappears the other one surfaces? It certainly adds weight to the ER Tech Dude's beliefs. She is absolutely crazy, with her multiple personality and all.

Nurse K said...

ER Tech Dude is so SMART! If I come back from the dead, I hope to be reincarnated as a part-time mortgage broker who makes everyone put 30% down!

GuitarGirlRN said...

Whoa. Nutso. (not you, Nurse K...well, you ARE nutso, but in a good way!) If someone signed in at triage with that, I'd assign a 1:1 in the psych room.

Anonymous said...

Please do not forget that despite everything, N=1 is a real live human being with hopes and fears and apparently much pain.

scalpel said...

"N=1 is a real live human being"

Apparently not.

Nurse K said...

I am not, nor was I ever, human, whoever that is.

Yeah, I mean, the Speaker only wants people to understand her and listen to her. If we are so reckless as to assign her human characteristics, we ignore the simple statement her microchip made above.

Oh, and PS, she says she was NEVER human, so it's not like this non-human thing is a recent development. She just came out as a non-human and it's our duty to acknowledge and accept her for what she is.

scalpel said...

I disagree. I vote we squish her.

Humanoids who masquerade as humans and try to tell us what to do need to be squished and stuff.

MonkeyGirl said...

I vote we squish her.

*snicker*

What will we squish her with?

Babs RN said...

Well, just my $.02 but while she is certainly an easy target, isn't there a time to just say enough is enough and let it be? Her own issues are pretty blatant to anyone reading her. It's one thing to dissect a post someone writes, quite another to continually pick on everything they every say or do. It's the difference between discussing something and bullying somebody.

Again, just my $.02.

Babs RN said...

That should be *ever* say and do, not *every*. Typo. Long day.

Nurse K said...

If you knew what she did to me, maybe you'd feel differently. MY 2 cents.

Anonymous said...

I never found her worthy of attention, but her latest post is just disturbing. I suggest you move on and leave her alone. Y'all have pretty much taken the wind out of her sails already. What more do you want from her?