Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Leg Custody

Some people are just too weird for words.


So I bought this meat smoker at a garage sale, and when I got it home and opened it, there was a damn leg in it! I freaked out and called the cops, and they came and took it away.

But then I started thinking, "Hey, Halloween is right around the corner. I bet I could get people to pay me money to look at that leg!" So I called the funeral home that the cops took the leg to, and tried to talk them into giving it back to me, since I bought it and all. But they wouldn't, because it wasn't my leg.

So now I'm trying to talk the guy who used to be attached to the leg to let me borrow it for Halloween. Sorta like joint custody. You know?

So does the knee have to be attached for it to be joint custody?


SeaSpray said...

Funny Monkeygirl! :)

John McElveen said...

That's one Hip post you have going. I hope he doesn't knucle under and allow them to Muscle in on his joint custody. He kneeds some leg room to maneuver around legally but I don't thing he should give in.
Not by the hair of his shinny shin shin! Tibia perfectly honest he doesn't have a leg to stand on but he put his foot in his mouth when he called the funeral home.

Corny is as corny does!


CrankyProf said...

Kickin' post.

I found it humerus.

Anonymous said...

We have some extra legs over here at I Felta Thigh frat house.

SeaSpray said...

Everyone-Very Funny!