Saturday, September 1, 2007

Things to do today... if I was a guy

(Click on the picture to enlarge it if you want to read it)

So why are the men the only ones who get to go to the Pr0n and Pancake Breakfast? I like pancakes, I like.... umm, nevermind.

PS: If you go to Shoney's today, stay away from the syrup. That's all I'm sayin'.

7 comments:

Tara said...
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CrankyProf said...

Syrup? Amateur. ANYONE can get kinky with the syrup.

I'd stay away from the GRITS and SAUSAGE GRAVY!

Babs RN said...

I don't think I want some sexist preacher telling me how to have "the best sex life possible." I already know the answer to that, thankyouverymuch.

But then again, he's not talking to the women, is he? Is he?

John said...

Gives new meaning to the Laying on of Hands!!! LOL

John

911DOC said...

can't read the article monkey girl. you are just showinf off with your new eyes.

Catherine said...

I was quite amused with the concept of "Porn Sunday." I wonder if the pastor will show pictures to illustrate his points?

Jim said...

"...break the bondage of pornography..."

LOL

Time for a little proof-reading, methinks.