I wonder how much cocaine a 93 year old man can snort until his heart gives out? Now don't get me wrong... I'm not saying that would be an option...or am I?
Hey Monkeygirl--non-sequitor here, I just grabbed your top post to say I'm finally de-lurking and doing what I've meant to do for ages: post about you and link you. After years of blog-reading I've become pretty selective, and yours is one of the few I still read almost daily. Thanks for the chuckles, you've given me a few. Keep up the good work!
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A very good question, indeed. Perhaps they can take away his Bengay.
MJ
There's a reason it's called a "ball PEEN hammer..."
I wonder how much cocaine a 93 year old man can snort until his heart gives out? Now don't get me wrong... I'm not saying that would be an option...or am I?
Hey Monkeygirl--non-sequitor here, I just grabbed your top post to say I'm finally de-lurking and doing what I've meant to do for ages: post about you and link you. After years of blog-reading I've become pretty selective, and yours is one of the few I still read almost daily. Thanks for the chuckles, you've given me a few. Keep up the good work!
http://tundramedicinedreams.blogspot.com/2007/08/housekeeping.html
Well, now really. . .
Put him in a nursing home
in the Bronx for a year.
Uh, take away his eyeglasses ???
Plug his nose and hide his teeth.
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