*sigh*
I think my mommy likes Ambulance Driver better than me. She just called to find out if I knew where to get a copy of his boooook. (Imagine the previous word spoken in a singsongy jealous teenager voice.) I directed her to the Double-Wide Fund link.
She wants to know why I don't write a book.
I asked if her Alzheimer's has made her forget my attention span (or lack thereof). She said that's why books have chapters.
I told her I'd leave that to the talented writers.
She said that I don't have to be a good writer to make money; just look at J.K. Rowling.
Touche, mommy, touche.
4 comments:
I am so hurt that you don't appreciate Ms. Rowling for the literary genius that she is.
If only I hadn't bought each book as they came out, I could have had you buy me the box set now. Oh well, there's always the box set of DVD's in a few years.
I'm not pathetic, Mom, shut up!
Awwww, I'm touched!
Drop me an e-mail and I'll send you my address. When Mom gets through reading, she can ship it to me and I'll scribble a few lines in it for her.
You're mom is right. You are a very talented writer. Moms know best:-)
MJ
You're mom is right. You are a very talented writer. Moms know best:-)
MJ
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