Public Service Announcement
If you are approximately 40 years old, packing an extra 30 pounds on your 5'9" frame, losing your hair, and your idea of entertainment is taking your 4-wheeler out of the garage and riding it around the cul-de-sac in a wife-beater and camouflage shorts;
You Are Pathetic. Get A Life.
You may now return to your previously scheduled programming.
14 comments:
Hey, those trails are bumpy sometimes.
It's even better when the guy is riding a miniature quad-wheeler designed for say, a 10 year old, like the guy in my neighborhood.
Oh, btw, he plays with gas powered RC cars.
That's a mental image I can't unsee.
You have just insulted about 75% of the guys in South Carolina. And you know I'm absolutely cool with that.
Hey, we live in the same neighborhood!
And what's wrong with my camo shorts? That's my dove-hunting attire!
I bet now your wishing your vision correction surgery wasn't so successful, aren't you?
At least he WAS wearing some kind of a shirt...
Man or woman?
YEA!
Monkey Girl's feeling better.
damn, there goes my afternoon of fun, but I have all my hair.
We had one of those that got "hurt" and came to our er, except she was a woman with no bra on, refused to put on a gown, and kept walking to the front of the desk to use the public phone.
Does he also live in his parents basement and attend Star Trek conventions? :)
Beach Bum
I Live in SC and am incensed, not to mention mad, at your stupid, idiotic, lame attempt at humor at our expense. Take that damn silly asshat off of your pencil neck- you stupid, lame, unlearned, redneck, bubba assed, Forest Gump mentally challenged Douchebag and GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT!
WE WOULD NEVER, NEVER- YOU HEAR ME BOY???? NEVER --TAKE THE CHANCE OF RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD PAIR OF TREEBARK- (Brown-Stained Camo Skid-Marked with Scent Control- UNDERWARE, LET ALONE A WIFE BEATER T-SHIRT.
My God man, Is Nothing Sacred anymore! LOL- I think it's closer to 79% Beach!!!! Good one man!!!
LMAO
John
Ha ha!!
Our neighborhood ATV terrorist just got nailed by the police last week.
Everyone came out to watch the ticket-writing with big smiles.
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