Football Sunday
After spending all day watching football (is there any other way to spend a Sunday?) I have one thing to say:
Icy-Hot and Lamisil are the only medicated anything that I should have to watch a commercial for during football.
If it involves your penis in any way, I should not have to hear about it. I don't care if the majority of the people watching have penises (penii?). Do they all have problems getting it to assume the upright position and/or keeping those pesky herpetic lesions off of it?
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Aren't the odds something like one in six that if they can do the first they'll wind up with the second?
I think I liked it more when you were "Uninspired"
When someone has a herpes breakout, it seems like they're supposed to go kayaking with their loved one, or, if they're not into kayaking, maybe mountain-climbing or running happily through a field in slow-motion.
In fact, I think herpes breakouts look rather pleasant on TV.
I loved the line that said in print on the bottom of the screen "herpes may be contagious." My Teen and I were laughing about it, well DUH! How did they get it in the first place.
Hey there! I am new to this blog world and wanted to say I really like yours. It is very entertaining and is giving me links to other great blogs to read. I haven't read all your entries yet, but it won't be long! The one about your "girls" popping out totally cracks me up! (I call mine the same thing) Anyways take care and keep on blogging!
bicycling. Everyone on TV with the Herp goes bicycling a lot.
How about we'll find a way to get the penis ads off TV if you women can find a way to get the "fresh" ads (you know, Summers Eve, Massengil, etc) off TV? Deal? :-)
I was EXTREMELY disturbed by the continuous group of men singing in the dusty bar room "Viva Viagra" and it was played during every pre-season game I watched this week. Augh!!!!!!!
On another note -- Whoo...hoo.... the Seahawks are gonna ROCK this year. ;)
Amen, and YES! I was highly annoyed by the same thing. And this is only pre-season. I hesitate to see what they're gonna do when the "real" fun starts.
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