Thankfully, I don't have a hot tub.

Fever Dog found an obituary for Monkey Girl.

I hate hot tubs, I don't cry, I don't know anything about any buried treasures, and I have 3 cats.

Of course, if someone wouldn't let me out of the hot tub until I told them where the buried treasure was, I might cry, and then my SVT might kick in, and then I might die, and there would be no location revealed for the buried treasure I know nothing about. And my cats would ALL miss me.