Sunday, June 3, 2007

Some random facts

This is my 100th post.

As of yesterday, Sitemeter says 10,000 people have come to see me.

That's an average of about 350 a day. (Though I'm at least 10 of those. My sister is another 5.)

People spend an average of almost 4:00 minutes each time they're here.

Technorati says that 76 people have linked to me. I've found a few more that Technorati has missed.

I've been doing this for a little bit over a month.

Since I started blogging, 3 doc blogs that I read on a daily basis have disappeared under duress. One came back. A couple more are getting paranoid. I can't blame them.

I'm guest-hosting Change of Shift next month. *yikes*

My mommy thinks I have a potty mouth. She has no idea. I have a "Mommy" button next to the spellcheck in order to replace a suitable amount of bad words with kosher versions so that she'll read my blog.

The only thing that made me smile last night at work (besides LeBron James) was the gentleman who stepped right inside the door of the completely full lobby and said, (in "deaf little old man" volume) "I can't take a piss and it's killing me. I need a tube in my penis, NOW!"

Have a nice day.


CrankyProf said...

I think you ought to be able to use, "Do you need a tube in your penis RIGHT NOW?" as a threat towards unruly patients.

X-Ray Geek said...

Congrats on a successful blog!!! Keep up the fun!!!! I am really enjoying your stories:) They are really making me miss my days of working in the hospital...

Ambulance Driver said...

"As of yesterday, Sitemeter says 10,000 people have come to see me.

That's an average of about 350 a day."

Hey now, you're a rock star... ;)

MarlaQuack said...

Yea for you! I bet you always secretly knew you were popular.


radioactive girl said...

I love little old men. My Grandpa says the funniest/strangest things and when I questioned him once, he said "I am 90...I can do what I please." Cracks me up!

Fever Dog said...

I've been reading you for all of about half a week, when I stumbled on your blog entirely by chance. I dig it a lot so I've stayed. I was going to mention I link you, but I see I've made your recip' roll, so I guess you already know. Keep up the good work -- and I don't just mean the blogging

911DOC said...

it's not fair. you are kicking my ass. i bow to your majesty.

The Platypus said...

I want to get in on this. Are franchises available?