Theatrics
Oh, how I love the patients writhing around on the gurney, moaning and crying in pain, with one eye partially open, scanning the room for a nurse who will bring them pain medicine in reward for their performance....
The vast majority of the things I do on a daily basis merely require opposable thumbs. But the sarcasm..... now THAT'S a gift!
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I can relate. . .I think we should turn one of the rooms in our ER into a stage, because some of the performances I've seen lately are positively Oscar worthy.
I'm tempted sometimes to line up the ER staff and hold up scorecards.
"And she gets a 6.5 from the East German judge (AD). She's gotta be disappointed with that, Bob!"
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