tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post4340050418945670965..comments2023-06-15T03:30:17.871-06:00Comments on Musings of a Highly Trained Monkey: In the beginning.....MonkeyGirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05735317323208263354noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-24737189875620118652008-06-11T19:58:00.000-06:002008-06-11T19:58:00.000-06:00love it. also love AD's version ;)love it. also love AD's version ;)Alainahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02660823549647039396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-79959528320182536082008-01-26T17:46:00.000-06:002008-01-26T17:46:00.000-06:00haha :-)haha :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-13982352537768318572008-01-21T01:35:00.000-06:002008-01-21T01:35:00.000-06:00like a freight train at full speed with whistle bl...like a freight train at full speed with whistle blowing was the set up to the punch line...<BR/>xoxo911DOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466669111561150174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-26296586662768174502008-01-19T21:55:00.000-06:002008-01-19T21:55:00.000-06:00Aahhh, ambulance driver. The irony is that that at...Aahhh, ambulance driver. The irony is that that attitude has been costing man an arm and a leg ever since.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-80132012779487116022008-01-19T19:51:00.000-06:002008-01-19T19:51:00.000-06:00Evolutional psychology, psychological evolution. T...Evolutional psychology, psychological evolution. The man makes himself irrelevant by his own attitude. And then they wonder why we do so much better without them....?<BR/><BR/>:PBarbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604068110452745043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-42835596978035082062008-01-19T11:29:00.000-06:002008-01-19T11:29:00.000-06:00The way I heard it was, God noticed Adam walking a...The way I heard it was, God noticed Adam walking alone in the Garden of Eden, looking troubled. <BR/>He asked Adam, "What troubles thee?"<BR/><BR/>"Lord, I have no mate," Adam replied. "All of the other animals have a counterpart; the ram and the ewe, the cow and the bull..."<BR/><BR/>"You know Adam," God said, "I've been giving that some thought, but designing a mate for my favored craeation requires a little more planning. I've come up with a mate for you that will be your constant friend and companion. She will never complain, will challenge you intellectually, be an excellent conversationalist, great in bed, and overwhelmingly beautiful. She'll laugh at your jokes, bear your children without complaint, cook delicious meals and in all ways be a perfect companion to you. I was thinking about calling her Eve."<BR/><BR/>"Sounds great!" Adam enthused. "What's it gonna cost?"<BR/><BR/>"Well, that's the bad news," God frowned. "Biological material of that type and quality ain't plentiful. I'm probably going to need one arm and one leg from you."<BR/><BR/>"Jeez God, that's kinda steep!" Adam mused. "What can I get for a rib?"<BR/><BR/><I>And the rest, as they say, is history.</I>Ambulance Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175419709184526342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8206950351545432700.post-36126976075799384602008-01-19T09:51:00.000-06:002008-01-19T09:51:00.000-06:00That's the most logical (and funniest) theory of c...That's the most logical (and funniest) theory of creation yet.Orthettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846655597958768668noreply@blogger.com