Cardiac Arrest

I swear to GOD, if I hear one more person say that Michael Jackson appears to have died from "cardiac arrest", I'm going to have a stroke.

Of course he died from "cardiac arrest"! Everyone dies from cardiac arrest.

Farrah Fawcett? Cardiac arrest.

Ed McMahon? Yup. Cardiac arrest again.

Eventually, cardiac arrest is going to get us all. Drugs, cancer, and heart disease just help it get us faster.

Jeez.